Things and Stuffs

I've done it.
I've ascended beyond the point of needing a description.
Farewell mortals.

July 28, 2014 12:50 am

suspucious:

i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.

(via zeloserwilder)

12:48 am

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

(Source: yinqors, via pettyartist)

12:48 am

drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

(Source: howtobeaheartbreaker, via babybutta)

12:43 am

sixpenceee:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

I was expecting her to burst into tears when she fell

(via bubblesofrinia)

12:40 am 12:18 am
blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

(Source: harveyjames, via theatrhythm)

12:14 am

bunbijou:

(girl cracks her knuckles looking at me intimidatingly) (i blush)

(via mokamonn)

July 27, 2014 11:58 pm

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

(via memewhore)

11:57 pm

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu, via kecrambles)

11:43 pm

itsybitsysleddogs:

Just hanging out!

(via foodstain)